An observation upon a visit to the gynecologist
Is it just me, or does every woman lie to her twat doc about the number of sexual partners she's had in the past year? Some years I've told her a much smaller number to avoid sounding like a gigantic...
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Buck naket.
Another winning letter from our nation's penal system arrived at our office recently: I mean, what are they teaching the kids in our prisons these days? Geez.
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Bigmouth strikes again
When I was younger, I was really, really quiet during sex. Not completely silent; I was raised all Southern and repressed and all, but not THAT repressed. Instead, I was always afraid of other people...
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Sob story
Over the past several weeks I've been working my way through the entire series of Six Feet Under. A little late to the party, I know. I never saw it when it was airing. The DVD's have been coming...
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Help me spend some money
Someone gave me a $40 gift certificate for Amazon for my birthday, and I'm trying to figure out how to spend it. Does anyone have a subscription to Wholpin? If so, what do you think of it? I was sort...
View ArticleTMVI (Too Much Visual Information)
One of the other tenants in my building is a well-fed fellow in his 60's with an accent so thick I can only make out about a quarter of what he's saying whenever I run into him. He's also very chatty...
View ArticleGay gay gay gay gay
I'm watching the Big Gay Presidential Forum on Logo. Wish I'd thought to liveblog this, but now it's too late for that. Anyway, Logo led in to this with a documentary called Small Town Gay Bar, which...
View ArticleAbsolute doom and horror
That pretty much sums up one's feelings upon an accidental reply to all, don't you think? Shit. Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit. SHIT!
View ArticleShe's back
Alexyss Tylor has returned to our Internets, and now she's taking on the gay homosexuals! NSFanywhere, really, but your employer in particular may not want to hear all about "King Kong dicks" and such.
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Have a WHAT?
I bet you ONE MILLION DOLLARS that whoever it was that came up with that "Have a happy period" advertising slogan is a man. One who heartily deserves to be taken out back and shot, I might add. BTW, I...
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Not dead yet
If anyone is still paying attention to this site, I didn't mean to just abruptly stop posting like that. And I *really* didn't mean to leave that stupid happy tampon picture front and center for so...
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I think we're alone now
I've often said that my worst nightmare would have been for my parents to get online and find this site. My parents are both dead and this never came to pass, so I managed to escape this fate, but a...
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My youth, let me show you it
I've been diddling about on Facebook quite a lot lately, and last night I started browsing through the University of Arkansas alums who graduated around the same time I did to see if any familiar names...
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